Porn is love you can see.
one might say we're banned from that church
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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