The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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