is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
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Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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