That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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