How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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