I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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