i think i have herpe
just one?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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