Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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