It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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