whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
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I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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