This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
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Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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