Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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