There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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