grandma shit on top of the toilet
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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