I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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