Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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