There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
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