another moral hangover. fuck.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
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i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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