I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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