yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
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Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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