New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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