last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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