Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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