Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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