her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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