You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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