I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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