did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Randomize
