Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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