2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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