Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize