I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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