Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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