Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
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I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
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ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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