the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
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I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
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I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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