it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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