The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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