Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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