how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I can't put those talents on a resume
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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