i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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