Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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