Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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