Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
