You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Randomize
