i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?