Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.