About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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