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I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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