At least make sure they are 18
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I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
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I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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