But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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