you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
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Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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