All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Are we still banned from the library?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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