Your mouth is God's brothel.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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