yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
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fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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