Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I just want to make out with him forever
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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