Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Randomize
