Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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