Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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