Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
When are your genitals available?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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