Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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