let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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