I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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